if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
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My stomach growled super loud in French omg
I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize
hon hon hon feed me a baguette
Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff
My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk.
My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2
My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits.
Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life.
This could SAVE a life.
dont be embarrassed to reblog, this post could be life saving
Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s.
As a cancer patient myself, who found my own cancer through a supposed LARPing injury last year, i know how scary it is and how important it is to catch it early. Please spread this around!
listen to ur boobs
its all in the boobs
hoW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO REBLOG THIS ! SORRY FOLLOWERS , #sorrynotsorry
REBLOG,THIS COULD SAVE SOMEBODY!!! DONT BE EMBARRASSED!!!
In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
Believe it or not, the English, Scottish, Welsh, Bretagne and Irish did have this sort of information available. The belief in the Fair Folk was pretty pervasive, especially outside the cities, and there were rules of conduct dreamed up to handle situations like this.
In this case, you could make a pretty convincing argument for Maleficent as the Unseelie Queen (the Winter Queen). Not a nice person by any means, but not actively malignant unless insulted or threatened.
So if you do go by the idea of Maleficent as the Queen Underhill then yes, by all rules of medieval royal conduct she should have been considered a reigning sovereign and given precedence (because they know fairies exist as a sovereign court, and Maleficent is the strongest of the fairies). Even if you don’t, you invited the Seelie contingent, so not inviting their counterparts is a deliberate snub.
And yeah, OP has a good point. If they’d invited her, she likely would have given Aurora a scary awesome gift. It wouldn’t have been harmful, because having had no discourtesy done to her, she would have no reason or right to (and this be bound by medieval rules of hospitality and courtesy, which were taken VERY seriously). It’d be scary, because she’s Unseelie and they are not so fluffy, but it’d most certainly be powerful (because the Fair Folk are notoriously vain, and half-assing it when there’s other fairies there would make her look weak).
So for all we know, Aurora might have been given Beauty, Grace, Kindness and the ability to turn into a fucking fire breathing dragon at will or something.